Patent Application No. 003419673/06

It always happens at the worst possible time. The alarm fails to go off, you oversleep or get caught in traffic and suddenly you're late for work. Whenever it happens it always seems like the whole world is in your way. It could be a meeting, it could be a job interview, in my case, it's often a training course.

What is needed is a something that will help us bulldoze our way through all of the obstructions and get us to work on time.

I propose a new light and siren that should be fitted to all cars (I think maybe a purple light and the sound of someone shouting "Sorry! Excuse Me!" in a loud and apologetic voice.)

You'd be allowed to use this only a limited number of times, say 10 times a year, but all other road users would be obliged to move out of your way and let you pass.

It's either that or I have to buy a second alarm clock.